


“Spinny rides that go up and down” seem to be a dime a dozen in Disney World so this isn’t particularly unique. While that sounds like a pretty swell description, and the views can be amazing, the actual ride itself isn’t very exciting. Astro OrbiterĪstro Orbiter is a spinny ride that allows you to pilot your own rocket high above Tomorrowland! Those were the best, now let’s get to THE WORST! Magic Kingdom’s Bottom Five AttractionsĪgain, in no particular order! You wouldn’t ask us to pick a favorite child, so don’t expect a LEAST favorite ride! Use your imaginations to determine our true least favorite. They’re all special snowflakes, and you can share your top five in the comments below! <3 But that doesn’t mean we don’t LOVE the rest of those attractions. So that’s all we’re able to cover (plus those bonus tie ones above whatever it’s REALLY HARD TO DECIDE!!!). Where’s Jungle Cruise?! it’s a small world?! Where’s Mad Tea Party? Where’s Little Mermaid? Tomorrowland Speedway? POOH? BELLE’S MAGIC HOUSE?!?! Listen, this article is about the five best and the five worst. They even added whiffs of fruity scents in the village scenes a few years back to really make this an experience for your olfactory system AND your eyes and ears! Click here for everything you ever wanted to know about Pirates of the Caribbean! Plus, we can never turn down a chance to smell that musty scent of pirate water permeating the attraction.

The song always gets stuck in our heads and we can always sense whenever our favorite scenes are getting close like the “Here Kitty, Kitty” pirate or the plundering pirate who’s pillaged nothing but HATS! Of course, we always have to look up as soon as we sail underneath the pirate on the bridge to admire dirt-stained (HAIRY!) legs hanging over the ledge right over our heads! Recommended Disneyland Restaurants for First-Timers.Recommended Disney World Restaurants for First-Timers.Disney World Restaurants Menus & Reviews.Disney World Annual Passholder Discounts.Thrill factor: Does the attraction make you feel excited/nervous to ride? Would you ride it more than once?ĥ. The story: Does the story feel true to the Disney movie (if it's based on an IP)? Is the story original, or does it "make sense" as to why it's happening right now in its universe?Ĥ. The visuals: Does the ride feel visually immersive? Was there a lot of thought put behind the ride design, or did it feel like it was put together at the last minute? (You can't fool us, Imagineers.)ģ. Wait time/the queue: Is the wait time worth the ride? Is the queue interactive or at least visually entertaining to look at? Does the ride always have a long wait time?Ģ. Here are some of the questions I'll be asking and answering for each category.ġ. Similar to the ranking system of Hollywood Studios, I'll be considering a few factors when judging what are the best and worst rides at Magic Kingdom.
